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  • Tips Born of Funny Mistakes

    1) Don't turn the valve on your water changer that hooks up to your faucet off at the vac, and leave it on at the sink. This causes water to spray all over your floor....twice.

    2) Don't accidentally squeeze your sponge filter in your tank while trying to make it impossible for loaches to get stuck inside of it. This causes your tank to look like someone dropped the contents of a vacuum cleaner canister in it.

    3) Don't expect your cat to get a long with a pleco...cats and plecos have -wars- through that glass.

    4) Be careful when vacuuming your sand. Your shrimp will not enjoy the water slide.

    5) Your cories do not understand that the new plants need time to grow roots. Scolding them for digging them up does nothing, no matter how much your boyfriend laughs at you.
    ~Erin
    10g, 20g, 29g, 55g

  • #2
    6) guppies never learn, the gravel vac is not a water slide.
    The old that is strong, does not wither.

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    • #3
      7) Never bred a pair of bettas, allowing another to witness. The lonely one will not like you afterwards.

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      • #4
        LoL.... I love how funny this is!
        It does not matter if you are right or wrong...
        As long as you learn and Keep Moving Forward!

        ~Anthony

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        • #5
          8) If you use vinegar to test for carbonates in rocks in the field, don't be surprised that they lower the ph in the bucket you're soaking them in.
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          Try not to be a man of success but a man of value. -Albert Einstein

          Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools because they have to say something. -Plato

          Say what you mean and do what you say. -Alot of people
          110G, 65G, 10, 300G Pond

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          • #6
            9) You will find new ways to afford that fish or equipment you need trust me.

            10) there are days that you will swear your fish eat better than you

            11) You will find yourself worry about a fish and not being able to sleep because of it.
            -Jim-

            Originally posted by Albert Einstein
            If the facts dont fit the theory, change the facts
            Originally posted by Theodore Geisel
            Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind donít matter and those who matter donít mind.

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            • #7
              12) you learn to watch the gravel vac and the bucket... missing makes a mess.
              13) endlers don't care that your not feeding them when using a gravel vac .
              14) when taking pictures expect everyone to photo bomb because clearly you're starving them.
              2.5g Betta tank (Rayne)
              2.5g Apple Snail tank (Silver)
              1.5g Saltwater MTS vase (tough little dudes)
              40g red ear slider tank (Kappa)
              "Normal is just an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly." -- Morticia Adam

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              • #8
                15) those loaches look really cool to touch....gets bandaid....oh yeah they have spines...
                -Jim-

                Originally posted by Albert Einstein
                If the facts dont fit the theory, change the facts
                Originally posted by Theodore Geisel
                Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind donít matter and those who matter donít mind.

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                • #9
                  16) Don't start filling up your tank and then walk away to call your mother on the phone. It doesn't end well. You scream when you see the water overflowing and your mother thinks you have a burglar in the house.
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                  Lori

                  30G, 5G

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                  • #10
                    ^^
                    It does not matter if you are right or wrong...
                    As long as you learn and Keep Moving Forward!

                    ~Anthony

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                    • #11
                      lol and on a similar note

                      17) always remember to fill your 5gal buckets in a sink or the tub, inevitably you will get distracted and have a nicely washed floor....
                      -Jim-

                      Originally posted by Albert Einstein
                      If the facts dont fit the theory, change the facts
                      Originally posted by Theodore Geisel
                      Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind donít matter and those who matter donít mind.

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                      • #12
                        18.) Maintain, Maintain, Maintain... It becomes a lot of fun when things use to be a pain....
                        It does not matter if you are right or wrong...
                        As long as you learn and Keep Moving Forward!

                        ~Anthony

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                        • #13
                          19) Always open your algeacide AWAY from your face

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                          • #14
                            20.) Bring more money than you should to the fish store... you will always find something more than you thought you need or wanted...
                            It does not matter if you are right or wrong...
                            As long as you learn and Keep Moving Forward!

                            ~Anthony

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                            • #15
                              # ten is so true. And here, it is budgeted that the animals cost more to feed than I do.
                              The old that is strong, does not wither.

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